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Buffalo Bob Casale
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Hits: 55
WE ALL GET OLD IN THE END...
- I changed my car horn to gunshot sounds. People get out of the way much faster now.
- Gone are the days when girls used to cook like their mothers. Now they drink like their fathers.
- You know that tingly little feeling you get when you really like someone? That's common sense leaving your body.
- I didn't make it to the gym today. That makes five years in a row.
- I decided to stop calling the bathroom the John and renamed it the Jim. I feel so much better saying I went to the Jim this morning.
- Old age is coming at a really bad time. When I was a child I thought "Nap Time" was a punishment. Now, as a grownup, it feels like a small vacation.
- The biggest lie I tell myself is, "I don't need to write that down, I'll remember it."
- I don't have gray hair; I have "wisdom highlights"! I'm just very wise.
- If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would've put them on my knees.
- Last year I joined a support group for procrastinators. We haven't met yet.
- Why do I have to press one for English when you're just going to transfer me to someone I can't understand anyway?
- Of course I talk to myself; sometimes I need expert advice.
- At my age "Getting lucky" means walking into a room and remembering what I came in there for.
- Actually I'm not complaining because I am a Senager. (Senior teenager) I have everything that I wanted as a teenager, only 60 years later.
- I don't have to go to school or work and I get an allowance every month.
- I have my own pad and I don't have a curfew.
- I have a driver's license and my own car.
- The people I hang around with are not scared of getting pregnant and I don't have acne.
- Life is great!
- I have more friends I should send this to, but right now I can't remember their names.
- Now, I'm wondering, "did I send this to you, or did you send it to me"?
