Written
across the wall of the cave were the following symbols:
It
was considered a unique find and the writings were said to be at least 3,000
years old! The piece of stone was removed, brought to the museum, and
archaeologists from around the world came to study the ancient symbols. They
held a huge meeting after months of conferences to discuss the meaning of the
markings. The president of the society pointed to first drawing and said:
"This
is a woman. We can see these people held women in high esteem.
You
can also tell they were intelligent, as the next symbol is a donkey, so they
were smart enough to have animals help them till the soil.
The
next drawing is a shovel, which means they had tools to help them.
Even
further proof of their high intelligence is the fish which means that during a
famine, they seek food from the sea.
The
last symbol appears to be the Star of David which means they were evidently
Hebrews."
The audience
applauded enthusiastically.
Then
an old Jewish man stood up in the back of the room and said,
"Idiots...
Hebrew is read from right to left... It says: 'Holy mackerel, dig the ass on
that chick".
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