"Buffalo Bob"
Casale's Corner

 

 


The liquid inside young coconuts can be used

as a substitute for Blood Plasma.

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No piece of paper can be folded in half more than seven (7)
times. Oh , go ahead ... I'll wait.

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Donkeys kill more people annually

than plane crashes or shark attacks. (So, watch your Ass )

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You burn more calories sleeping!

than you do watching television.

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Oak trees do NOT produce acorns

until they are fifty (50) years of age or older.

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The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley's gum.

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The King of Hearts is the only King WITHOUT A MOUSTACHE

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American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating
one (1) olive from each salad served in first-class.

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Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.  

(Since Venus is normally associated with women, what
does this tell you?

That women are going in the 'wrong' direction...!

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Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning...

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Most dust particles in your house are made from DEAD SKIN!

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The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer.  

So did the first 'Marlboro Man'. 

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Walt Disney was afraid OF MICE!

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PEARLS DISSOLVE  IN VINEGAR!

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 The ten most valuable brand names on earth:

Apple, Coca Cola, Google, IBM, Microsoft, GE,
McDonalds,
 Samsung, Intel and Toyota ,

in that order

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It IS possible to lead a cow upstairs ...  but, NOT downstairs.

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A duck's quack doesn't echo,  and no one knows why. 

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Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least 
Six (6) feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from
the flush.

(I keep my toothbrush in the living room now!)

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And the best forlast...

 Turtles can breathe through their BUTTS! 

(I know some people like that,don't YOU?) So...

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Remember, knowledge is everything, so pass it on
and go move your toothbrush! 

And stop folding that DANG PAPER! 

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Life is not perfect. Life is not easy. Life is good.