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The below was submitted by Jim Gorman from
the class of 1966 THINGS YOUR BURGLAR WON'T TELL YOU - EVERYONE - IMPORTANT INFO There
are some really great tips here: Some old some new. The best are near
the end. Common
sense applied in a vigorous way. Read all the way to the end.
You just might learn something that will save your home from
being burglarized. I
am particularly interested in the part about the wasp spray... 1.
Of course I look familiar. I was here just last week cleaning your
carpets, painting your shutters, or delivering your new refrigerator. 2.
Hey, thanks for letting me use the bathroom when I was working in your
yard last week. While I was in there, I unlatched the back window to
make my return a little easier. 3.
Love those flowers. That tells me you have taste... and taste means
there are nice things inside. Those yard toys your kids leave out always
make me wonder what type of gaming system they have. 4.
Yes, I really do look for newspapers piled up on the driveway. And I
might leave a pizza flyer in your front door to see how long it takes
you to remove it.. 5.
If it snows while you're out of town, get a neighbor to create car and
foot tracks into the house.. Virgin drifts in the driveway are a dead
giveaway. 6.
If decorative glass is part of your front entrance, don't let your alarm
company install the control pad where I can see if it's set. That makes
it too easy. 7.
A good security company alarms the window over the sink. And the windows
on the second floor, which often access the master bedroom - and your
jewelry. It's not a bad idea to put motion detectors up there too. 8.
It's raining, you're fumbling with your umbrella, and you forget to lock
your door - understandable. But understand this: I don't take a day off
because of bad weather. 9.
I always knock first. If you answer, I'll ask for directions somewhere
or offer to clean your gutters. (Don't take me up on it.)
10.
Do you really think I won't look in your sock drawer? I always check
dresser drawers, the bedside table, and the medicine cabinet. 11.
Here's a helpful hint: I almost never go into kids' rooms. 12.
You're right: I won't have enough time to break into that safe where you
keep your valuables. But if it's not bolted down, I'll take it with me. 13.
A loud TV or radio can be a better deterrent than the best alarm system.
If you're reluctant to leave your TV on while you're out of town, you
can buy a $35 device that works on a timer and simulates the flickering
glow of a real television. (Find it at http://www.faketv/.com/
) 8 MORE THINGS A
BURGLAR WON'T TELL YOU: 1.
Sometimes, I carry a clipboard. Sometimes, I dress like a lawn guy and
carry a rake. I do my best to never, ever look like a crook. 2.
The two things I hate most: loud dogs and nosy neighbors. 3.
I'll break a window to get in, even if it makes a little noise. If your
neighbor hears one loud sound, he'll stop what he's doing and wait to
hear it again. If he doesn't hear it again, he'll just go back to what
he was doing. It's human nature. 4.
I'm not complaining, but why would you pay all that money for a fancy
alarm system and leave your house without setting it? 5.
I love looking in your windows. I'm looking for signs that you're home,
and for flat screen TVs or gaming systems I'd like. I'll drive or walk
through your neighborhood at night, before you close the blinds, just to
pick my targets. 6.
Avoid announcing your vacation on your Facebook page. It's easier than
you think to look up your address. Parents:
caution your kids about this.
You see this every day. 7.
To you, leaving that window open just a crack during the day is a way to
let in a little fresh air. To me, it's an invitation. 8.
If you don't answer when I knock, I try the door. Occasionally, I hit
the jackpot and walk right in. Sources:
Convicted burglars in Protection
for you and your home: If
you don't have a gun, here's a more humane way to wreck someone's evil
plans for you. WASP
SPRAY A
friend who is a receptionist in a church in a high risk area was
concerned about someone coming into the office on Monday to rob them
when they were counting the collection. She asked the local police
department about using pepper spray and they recommended to her that she
get a can of wasp spray instead. The
wasp spray, they told her, can shoot up to twenty feet away and is a lot
more accurate, while with the pepper spray, they have to get too close
to you and could overpower you. The wasp spray temporarily blinds an
attacker until they get to the hospital for an antidote. She keeps a can
on her desk in the office and it doesn't attract attention from people
like a can of pepper spray would. She also keeps one nearby at home for
home protection... Thought this was interesting and might be of use. FROM
ANOTHER SOURCE: On
the heels of a break-in and beating that left an elderly woman in Val
Glinka teaches self-defense to students at Glinka
says, "This is better than anything I can teach them." Glinka
considers it inexpensive, easy to find, and more effective than mace or
pepper spray. The cans typically shoot 20 to 30 feet; so if someone
tries to break into your home, Glinka says, "spray the culprit in
the eyes". It's a tip he's given to students for decades. It's also
one he wants everyone to hear. If you're looking for protection, Glinka
says look to the spray. "That's
going to give you a chance to call the police; maybe get out."
Maybe even save a life. Put
your car keys beside your bed at night. Tell
your spouse, your children, your neighbors, your parents, your Dr.'s
office, the check-out girl at the market, everyone you run across. Put
your car keys beside your bed at night. If
you hear a noise outside your home or someone trying to get in your
house, just press the panic button for your car. The alarm will be set
off, and the horn will continue to sound until either you turn it off or
the car battery dies. This tip came from a neighborhood watch
coordinator. Next time you come home for the night and you start to put
your keys away, think of this: It's a security alarm system that you
probably already have and requires no installation. Test it. It will go
off from most everywhere inside your house and will keep honking until
your battery runs down or until you reset it with the button on the key
fob chain. It works if you park in your driveway or garage. If your car
alarm goes off when someone is trying to break into your house, odds are
the burglar/rapist won't stick around. After a few seconds all the
neighbors will be looking out their windows to see who is out there and
sure enough the criminal won't want that. And remember to carry your
keys while walking to your car in a parking lot. The alarm can work the
same way there. This is something that should really be shared with
everyone. Maybe it could save a life or a sexual abuse crime. P.S. I
am sending this to everyone I know because I think it is fantastic.
Would also be useful for any emergency, such as a heart attack, where
you can't reach a phone. My Mom has suggested to my Dad that he carry
his car keys with him in case he falls outside and she doesn't hear him.
He can activate the car alarm and then she'll know there's a problem. Please
pass this on even IF you've read it before. It's a reminder. Please
share this with all the people in your life.
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