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Not Many Saw This On The Evening News...it was tough to witness...

AIRCRAFT HITS FOUR BUILDINGS

It just shows the dangers of attending these events.

Amazing photo below shows great detail.

Seeing is believing!!

The pilot at low level had no control over his aircraft. He lost altitude rapidly.

...and narrowly missed a crowd gathered for the air show and slams into four buildings.

One can only imagine the horror of the occupants inside those buildings...pure chaos!!!

 

 

No one was killed, but it probably scared the "crap" out of them.

Many could only say, "Holy Shit."

 

If My Body Was a Car!

 

 

 

If my body was a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model. I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish and my paint job is getting a little dull...But that's not the worst of it.
My headlights are out of focus and it's especially hard to see things up close.
My traction is not as graceful as it once was.
I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather.
My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins.
It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed. My fuel rate burns inefficiently.

But here's the worst of it...Almost every time I sneeze, cough or sputter, either my radiator leaks or My Exhaust Backfires!

 

A pastor was presenting a children's sermon. During the sermon, he asked the children if they knew what the resurrection was. Now, asking questions during children's sermons is crucial, but at the same time, asking children questions in front of a congregation can also be very dangerous.

Having asked the children if they knew the meaning of the resurrection, a little boy raised his hand. The pastor called on him and the little boy said, "I know that if you have a resurrection that lasts more than four hours you are supposed to call the doctor."

 

 

Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself', Lillian, you should have remained a virgin..'

Lillian Carter (mother of Jimmy Carter)

 

I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalogue: - 'No good in a bed, but fine against a wall.'

Eleanor Roosevelt

 

Last week, I stated this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister, and now wish to withdraw that statement..

Mark Twain

 

The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and to have the two as close together as possible

George Burns

 

Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year.

Victor Borge

 

By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.

Socrates

 

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

Groucho Marx

 

I have never hated a man enough to give his diamonds back.

Zsa Zsa Gabor

 

My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying.

Rodney Dangerfield

 

Until I was thirteen, I thought my name was SHUT UP .

Joe Namath

 

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon. Then it's time for my nap.

Bob Hope

 

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it..

W. C. Fields

 

Don't worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older, it will avoid you.

Winston Churchill

 

Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty .. But everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out..

Phyllis Diller

 

By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere.

Billy Crystal

 

I get this poem every winter and every winter I love re-reading it. It's a beautiful poem and very well written. A poem by Abigail Elizabeth McIntyre   Shit! It's cold!!!   The End.